Camel Toe Anyone?!!?!

OK first of all, If you have a beef curtain issue don't wear tight clothing. Secondly buy this worthless product.

Important Information

Indications
The Cuchini is used to prevent and eliminate what is commonly known as Camel Toe. Camel toe is a very common wardrobe challenge for women and occurs as a result of wearing tight fitting clothing such as fitness apparel, pants, shorts or swimwear. The snugness of the fabric may result in the outline of the female anatomy taking on the unsightly appearance of the forefoot of a camel, thus the name, camel toe.

Directions
Place the Cuchini Pad into bikini, lingerie, yoga pants, sports attire, jeans, or any form fitting clothing, with the narrow side facing down & back with the smooth side against your clothing, adjust to personal preference. For secure placement, doubled sided fashion tape is included. Gently hand-wash the Cuchini with mild detergent and allow to air dry before use. You may also machine wash the Cuchini in a lingerie bag with light colored clothing on gentle cycle and allow to air dry before use. For additional solutions to your most embarrassing fashion problems, please visit us at www.cuchini.com

So at least now I am well informed of WHY a camel toe happens and what it looks like.



Here's the other reviews.

 Works Great!, April 6, 2013

By 

Michelle

This review is from: Cuchini Camel Toe Pad (Misc.)

First of all, let me start by saying my area "down there" is vast and deep; a veritable black hole. Some of my friends used to call me CHIME as my beef curtains blow in the wind- not any more!! If I install 2 Cachini pads (the first one usually gets slimey then dissapears) I never have to worry now about small objects being lost. The only 2 drawbacks are that I get less attention when I wear my bathing suit & skinny jeans, and I had to buy a stamp sponge (I work in a mailroom and without the Cuchini blocking device I had plenty of moistiness for the stamps).

 He wanted to be a father..., April 8, 2013

By 

Ethan L Butler

This review is from: Cuchini Camel Toe Pad (Misc.)

A friend's wife purchased the Cuchini Camel Toe Pad (Misc.) and asked him to apply it for her. I guess he should have read the directions. Don't let the same thing that happened to him happen to you. All I can tell you is that the adhesive side goes on the swimsuit - not the person. He wanted to be a father, but now everything is sealed shut, and that sucker is never coming off.

2.0 out of 5 stars Wasn't for Men. Deceptive packaging, April 10, 2013

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Justin quattlebaum (Cabot, AR, US) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Cuchini Camel Toe Pad (Misc.)

Fist off I really didn't get the camel toe issue. I should have googled it before buying the pads. I have a rather heavy sac , and I wanted something that would hide the fact that I have softball nutz. I applied the Cuchini on my Fruit of the Looms, pulled em up, and my bag compressed and shot both my lug nuts outside the left and right side of the Cuchini. I looked like I had a warped,Van Gogh-ish Micky Mouse head thing going on in my pants. Very uncomfortable. I would not recommend this to other men.


You did what? OMG this is crazy.. The best for last!

5.0 out of 5 stars Cuchini Disappearance, April 6, 2013

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T. C. Toop "Candace" (Boise, ID) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Cuchini Camel Toe Pad (Misc.)

I tried the Cuchini, and while my camel toe was completely hidden when I left the house, I later found that it was gone. I couldn't find it anywhere and I just assumed that it had fallen out of my pant leg, but about a week later I reached down and found something falling out of my gaping vagina. Well, it was the Cuchini. I pulled that sucker out and man, the smell!!! It smelled like a rotting catfish on a sunny Tennessee day. Well, needless to say, I was disappointed in the product. I tried to return it, but customer service says they can't take it back and to just throw it away. I was appalled that I wasn't able to get my money back!!!